I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Randomize
