I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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