I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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