marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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