You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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