You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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