Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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