Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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