stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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