like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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