is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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