I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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