Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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