He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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