I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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