You smell like stripper and shame
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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