Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize