Where did you get a picture of my penis
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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