how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
