Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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