Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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