So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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