I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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