break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
