Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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