You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
