that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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