id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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