Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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