I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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