you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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