Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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