Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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