How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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