i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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