either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Text me some of your sweat
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
