Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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