The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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