this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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