So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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