um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize