Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
