Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
