Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I need you to use more vowels.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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