Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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