covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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