Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
not ubering you a puppy
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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