Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
