I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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