i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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