the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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