white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
