So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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