you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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