i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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