: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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